kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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