I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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