you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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