why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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