I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
