Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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