I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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