And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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