Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
My ass is underappreciated
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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