Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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