Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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