I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
