I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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