Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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