The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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