that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
