p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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