Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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