My brain says no but my pants say off.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize