someone get that fucking seahorse.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
porn star boner night. come get it.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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