we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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