I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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