I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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Houston, we have a squirter
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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