Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon