So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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