i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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