Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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