More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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