is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
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