at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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