the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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