i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Randomize
