who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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