her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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