so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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