Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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