I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
