All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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