so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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