never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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