So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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