The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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