Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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