you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!