What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God