no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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