***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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