All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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