Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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