I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
did you just send me my own nude
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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