I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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