But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
only if we run a train.
done.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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