I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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