The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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