we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You need a sexual gate keeper
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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