I'm drive I can fine osifer
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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